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My kid:Dad, I smoked weed for the first time today..
Me:lol you tryinna match?
— 16 hours ago with 10641 notes

nikolaecuza:

danosaurs-and-philions:

im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh

I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.

(via smokeless-toker)

— 23 hours ago with 493054 notes

rookiegandh:

mashable:

Life gave this dog lemons and this dog was like “HAHAHA TRY AGAIN NEXT TIME!”

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Fuck, here’s some inspiration.

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— 1 day ago with 4694 notes

onlylolgifs:

Kids Who Lost The Fight Against Sleep

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— 1 day ago with 73167 notes

Is this jay leno as a teen

(Source: livehighanddiesober, via bensasse)

— 1 day ago with 334 notes

asylum-art:

These Spiders Look Like They’re Covered In Mirrors

This isn’t a stained-glass sculpture or piece of delicate jewelry – it’s a real live spider. These spiders, called mirror or sequined spiders, are all members of several different species of the thwaitesia genus, which features spiders with reflective silvery patches on their abdomen.

The scales look like solid pieces of mirror glued to the spider’s back, but they can actually change size depending on how threatened the spider feels. The reflective scales are composed of reflective guanine, which these and other spiders use to give themselves color.

Not much information is available about these wonderful spiders, but the dazzling specimens in these photos were photographed primarily in Australia and Singapore.

Image credits: Nicky Bay

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— 1 day ago with 4402 notes

glassaddicts:

This was a custom order piece that was never picked up, so I got it for a steal! The artist, Kaleb, has started making these to order since so many people requested them, but I’m proud to say that mine is the original :)

(via smokerlife)

— 1 day ago with 1098 notes

dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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— 1 day ago with 150488 notes

tiannajuana:

Soooo someone needs to make a movement to take THC off the drug testing list! As long as you’re not smoking on the job or getting overly impaired, cannabis should be considered a recreational drug like alcohol and tobacco and not prevent you from getting a job! Also, getting Marijuana off the DEA Schedule I list would be great…!!!
Please, Lord. Help us out. 🙏

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— 1 day ago with 161 notes